By Sam Sokolove
When you swaggered into the UNM Law lecture hall, in all your tattooed, black-shirted glory, you might as well have had a word balloon hovering over your shaved head announcing HERE COMES TROUBLE. To emphasize the point you gave a smug grin and nod to a dour police officer — an adolescent punk move I hadn’t seen since my friends and I got kicked out of a Burger King by a rent-a-cop for rowdy behavior in 1985.
Sure enough, Asher Yarden, the Consul General of Israel to the Southwest was there that July afternoon to play his part – diplomat and attorney addressing the topic “Israel’s Gaza Choices: A Governmental Perspective” — and you were there to play yours – vehement opponent of the Jewish State.
You played your hand early during Yarden’s opening remarks when you bellowed, “That’s a lie!” a la Congressman Joe Wilson. But if this was a performance opportunity for you, when the time came for your show-stopping monologue, you let loose with the following — transcribed with ellipses and pauses included for full dramatic effect:
“I’m very much not impressed with your lack of honesty and your cowardice in actually confronting the issues that, uh, confront us as U.S. citizens or Israelis… how can you defend…I’m interested in you as a lawyer, how can you defend or justify…I guess, uh, lawyers have a bad reputation; I don’t believe that all lawyers are crooks or pathological liars. I think that the law, especially the international human rights law is a beautiful, uh, thing, with roots in, uh…and if you look at the origin of the word ‘genocide” it was created by a Hungarian Jew, and much of the framework of international human rights law comes out of that, uh, World War Two era. Now, how can you, as a lawyer, stand here and (pause)…I’d like to hear you defend the use of white phosphorous on a civilian population, I’d like to hear you explain how if Israel is now longer the occupying power in Gaza…and as in occupying power, for example in the West Bank, Israel has responsibility for the care and wellbeing of the civilian population…if you say Israel is not the occupying power, why is Israel blockading the borders and incarcerating one and a half million people? If you can justify the use of white phosphorous and bombing hospitals and bombing ambulances, I would love to hear it.”
The Consul General tried his best to let you hear it, beginning to explain that while white phosphorus is actually completely permissible under international law (not to mention, critical in concealing troop movements during combat), it had been newly outlawed by Israel on purely humanitarian grounds. In fact, he tried to address your more coherent points, one by one, but you wouldn’t let him. Instead, you chose to interrupt and bellow, “You’re polluting the air with these horrendous lies… you’re coming here to spread lies!”
Another attendee asked you to stop making a speech. “I’m not making a speech, I’m making a statement,” you corrected. And when chastised for haranguing rather than dialoguing, you resorted to whining, “There can be no dialogue if you’re kicking someone in the face!”
After refusing every attempt to allow the Consul General to actually respond, a police officer kindly helped escort your noticeably unkicked-self from your room, which resulted in an attendee sighing, “This is what he wants.” As you were led out you then shouted your punch-line at last: “People of conscience, people of faith, supporting boycott, divestment and sanctions!”
Not exactly Sic semper tyrannis, but at least you managed to get it in. And In all fairness, you certainly did better than the scowling older gentlemen who yelled “Israel is a pirate!” when the Gaza Flotilla issue was addressed.
As you do more of this sort of playacting in the future, here are some suggestions. I know you don’t care for ‘paternalism’ (you chided the Consul General for that when he dared offer you some perspective), so consider this advice from someone who has seen some really outstanding anti-Israel activism in his time:
Firstly, allow time for a response: the infantile tactic of shouting down an Israeli diplomat didn’t do much for the now-suspended UC Irvine Muslim Student Association, did it? You should know better.
Secondly, rehearse: Get those lines down — an anti-Israel rant should be concise and to-the-point, so double-check your information, even the stuff you just make up – for example, the “Hungarian Jew” you alluded to, Rafael Lemkin, was actually Polish. Not a big deal for you, maybe, but a certainly big deal for Poles.
Thirdly, Dress to impress: the ersatz Henry Rollins costume definitely works for the iconic Henry; on a belligerent thirty-something, not so much. Khakis and a blazer is the international uniform to get you taken seriously in almost any setting, especially when you’re well past draft age.
Fourthly, exploit your identifiably-Jewish surname earlier: don’t wait until the end to spring this on us like an Agatha Christie twist: make sure that you establish credibility as an Israel-hating Jew earlier. Look to the Neturei Karta for inspiration – they’ve rocked their peyos in photo-ops with Ahmadinejad and Arafat, after all.
Bottom line: don’t give up. You’ve got promise as a first-class bigot, and how do you get to bash Israel and Zionism at much bigger houses like the U.N. Security Council and Britain’s National Association of Teachers in Further and Higher Education?
Practice, practice, practice.

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State to State: New Mexico and Israel
Categories: General Commentary, Uncategorized
From: AIPAC
http://www.aipac.org/NearEastReport/20100510/New_Mexico.html
The people of New Mexico face the same challenge confronting all desert communities—too many people and too little water. With an average annual rainfall of only 8.9 inches and limited natural resources, New Mexico struggles to meet the water demand required by its two million residents.
The state has found a natural ally in a tiny desert country in the Middle East: Israel. The Jewish state is a world leader in water conservation. It recycles a staggering 80 percent of its water. By comparison, New Mexico, a U.S. state on the forefront of water management, recycles only four percent of its water.
While the two states are more than 7,000 miles apart, Israeli and New Mexican government and business leaders came together last February in Albuquerque for a symposium on clean water and natural resource management.
Roee Madai, Israel’s Consul for Economic Affairs, praised his country’s relationship with New Mexico. “We have natural synergy and great similarity in vital and immediate need for clean energy and water technology,” Madai said. He added that New Mexico is a “prime location for collaboration and cooperative ventures.”
New Mexico is home to a tiny Jewish community—less than one percent of the state’s total population. It is common interests and goals, rather than family or cultural ties, that have brought the two states together.
A Trading Partner
In 2008, New Mexican businesses exported over $27 million in goods to Israel; the total value of exports since 1996 exceeds $490 million. In recent years, New Mexico has also expanded its direct investment in Israel, purchasing a combined total of $15 million in Israel bonds. Israel is now New Mexico’s 11th leading international trading partner—a remarkable ranking given that Israel only has about seven million people.
“I’m proud that my state has invested heavily in Israel’s economy,” said then-New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson during his presidential run. The state’s investments have paid dividends.
New Mexico businesses and institutions have profited from their state’s expanded trading partnership with Israel. For example, the Albuquerque-based Lumidigm Inc., a multi-spectral imaging biometrics company, and the Israel-based BioGuard Components and Technologies Ltd. have inked a multi-million dollar contract to produce biometric security sensors. The devices include fingerprinting and other scanning devices used to protect and secure government and commercial facilities around the world.
New Mexico education centers have also benefitted by receiving millions of dollars for joint U.S.-Israeli agriculture and technology research grants.
Formalizing New Mexico-Israel Ties
During a 2008 trip to Israel, Gov. Richardson signed a letter of agreement formalizing efforts to promote trade between his state and Israel. New Mexico is one of 20 states with a trade office in Israel.
The deep ties extend to New Mexico’s urban centers. The state’s largest city, Albuquerque, is a sister city with Rehovot, an Israeli city of more than 100,000 people.
Both cities are home to major academic and research institutions and stand at the center of their respective state’s technology booms. The partnership between them expands opportunities for business-to-business contacts and, ultimately, could provide a platform for additional investment and trade between Israel and New Mexico.
For more information on the relationship between Israel and New Mexico, visit the Jewish Virtual Library.